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Andre Onana: Too Good To Be A Goalie, Too Shit To Be Anything Else
If this man was a dog, I would have called the RSPCA on Man United by now
Apr 17
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Adam Clery
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Andre Onana: Too Good To Be A Goalie, Too Shit To Be Anything Else
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Welcome To The Left-Back Zombie Apocalypse
The Dead Don't Just Walk, They Run Up And Down The Wing
Apr 3
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Adam Clery
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Welcome To The Left-Back Zombie Apocalypse
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March 2025
Harry Kane Is England's Joe Biden, If That Makes Sense?
Thomas Tuchel, protect me from what I want (a goalscoring No.9).
Mar 22
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Adam Clery
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Harry Kane Is England's Joe Biden, If That Makes Sense?
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February 2025
Newcastle Have The Best Goalkeeper In The Premier League... In A Way
Hear me out.
Feb 25
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Adam Clery
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Newcastle Have The Best Goalkeeper In The Premier League... In A Way
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I Need A Word With You, And You Specifically
We're going to do the fun stuff now!
Feb 11
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Adam Clery
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I Need A Word With You, And You Specifically
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January 2025
Nottingham Forest Are Basically A Seinfeld Opening Sketch At This Point
And the owner! Oh my god have you seen this guy??
Jan 23
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Adam Clery
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Nottingham Forest Are Basically A Seinfeld Opening Sketch At This Point
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Alexander Isak and Phantom Limb Syndrome
He lost his left leg in a war :(
Jan 5
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Adam Clery
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Alexander Isak and Phantom Limb Syndrome
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December 2024
The Pitch Meeting
Want to be in charge here? Now you can be...
Dec 20, 2024
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Adam Clery
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The Pitch Meeting
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Good Football Is Shit (And I Can Prove It)
Playing out from the back is for nerds, and it's getting everyone relegated.
Dec 12, 2024
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Adam Clery
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Good Football Is Shit (And I Can Prove It)
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November 2024
You Would Not Let İlkay Gündoğan Play For Your 5-A-Side Team Right Now
Not Man City's Biggest Problem, But Probably Their Most Relatable
Nov 29, 2024
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Adam Clery
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You Would Not Let İlkay Gündoğan Play For Your 5-A-Side Team Right Now
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Kyle Walker. Please Cross The F***ing Ball.
So many people spotted this during the International Break, so why does he never do it?
Nov 19, 2024
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Adam Clery
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Kyle Walker. Please Cross The F***ing Ball.
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Pep Guardiola Really Messed Up Against Brighton, And That *Never* Normally Happens
A footballing event as rare as rocking horse shit, but much easier to digest.
Nov 14, 2024
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Adam Clery
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Pep Guardiola Really Messed Up Against Brighton, And That *Never* Normally Happens
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