Sean Longstaff Was Newcastle's Most Important Player And I Am Deadly Serious

Just probably not in the way you're thinking.

Jul 20 • 

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Liam Delap's Got A Big Arse, And That's Why Chelsea Bought Him

This is both tactical *and* insightful, I swear.

Jul 7 • 

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June 2025

Football's A Love Story, Sometimes

And FC Annecy in France is mine.

Jun 8 • 

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May 2025

Assorted Noticings: Premier League Gameweek 36

Do you know what the German for "crisp-packet hands" is?

May 13 • 

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Assorted Noticings: Premier League Gameweek 35

Where Arsenal Get Out-Arsenaled, and Chelsea Remember They're Actually Chelsea.

May 5 • 

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April 2025

Assorted Noticings: Premier League Gameweek 34

Chelsea are subscribed to ACFC! Pep 💖 Mikel! Goalkeepers know goalkeeping!

Apr 30 • 

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Andre Onana: Too Good To Be A Goalie, Too Shit To Be Anything Else

If this man was a dog, I would have called the RSPCA on Man United by now

Apr 17 • 

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15

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Welcome To The Left-Back Zombie Apocalypse

The Dead Don't Just Walk, They Run Up And Down The Wing

Apr 3 • 

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March 2025

Harry Kane Is England's Joe Biden, If That Makes Sense?

Thomas Tuchel, protect me from what I want (a goalscoring No.9).

Mar 22 • 

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February 2025

Newcastle Have The Best Goalkeeper In The Premier League... In A Way

Hear me out.

Feb 25 • 

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I Need A Word With You, And You Specifically

We're going to do the fun stuff now!

Feb 11 • 

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January 2025

Nottingham Forest Are Basically A Seinfeld Opening Sketch At This Point

And the owner! Oh my god have you seen this guy??

Jan 23 • 

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