Archive - 87 Minutes by Adam Clery

Sean Longstaff Was Newcastle's Most Important Player And I Am Deadly Serious

Just probably not in the way you're thinking.

Jul 20 •

Liam Delap's Got A Big Arse, And That's Why Chelsea Bought Him

This is both tactical *and* insightful, I swear.

Jul 7 •

June 2025

Football's A Love Story, Sometimes

And FC Annecy in France is mine.

Jun 8 •

May 2025

Assorted Noticings: Premier League Gameweek 36

Do you know what the German for "crisp-packet hands" is?

May 13 •

Assorted Noticings: Premier League Gameweek 35

Where Arsenal Get Out-Arsenaled, and Chelsea Remember They're Actually Chelsea.

May 5 •

April 2025

March 2025

Harry Kane Is England's Joe Biden, If That Makes Sense?

Thomas Tuchel, protect me from what I want (a goalscoring No.9).

Mar 22 •

February 2025

Newcastle Have The Best Goalkeeper In The Premier League... In A Way

Feb 25 •

I Need A Word With You, And You Specifically

We're going to do the fun stuff now!

Feb 11 •

January 2025

Nottingham Forest Are Basically A Seinfeld Opening Sketch At This Point

And the owner! Oh my god have you seen this guy??

Jan 23 •

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